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All about the BOOTY
Now that's a nice piece of ... Soap! Looking for a Chic...
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Viva Las Vegas
What Happens in Vegas... Can be celebrated in your very own shower!...
Soap Fetish...
where getting clean gets a little bit dirty!
Yep, it's all soap!
We offer handcrafted soap for the mature (and immature!) consumer, with a love of fine suds and a good sense of humor!
Not X-rated, just good, clean fun. Besides our famous “body parts,” we offer sports and Vegas-themed soaps, as well as some stellar complexion bars & scrubs. Just letting you know you will see some adult-themed-but-kick-ass products in the mix.
Rest assured, no wieners, boobs, booties, or beaves were harmed in the making of these soaps. Our creations are purely fictitious and from our own, dirty minds. Any resemblance to an actual person or body part thereof would be a divine coincidence. And very, very weird! Each piece is crafted by hand, with love (and completely by memory) and the finest ingredients to keep you sparkling clean and smelling delightful!
Featured products
Want To Personalize of Have a Theme in Mind?
We can create a gift box theme, like this camo beauty, using favorite scents and colors - something that matches the bathroom or your bridal colors. Custom labeling, too!
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Full Rainbow
Regular price $55.00 USDRegular price$55.00 USDSale price $55.00 USD -
Head to Toe Dick'ns
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Head to Toe Hummer
Regular price $65.00 USDRegular price$65.00 USDSale price $65.00 USD
Be a Fabulous Gift-Giver
They Probably Don't Have One of These Already!
We have lots of fun names and colors to choose from, but want a specific eye, lip or face color? A favorite scent? We give extra service - no extra charge!
Want To Personalize or Have a Theme in Mind?
We can create a gift box theme, like this camo beauty, using favorite scents and colors - something that matches the bathroom or your bridal colors. Custom labeling, too!
Make 'Em Laugh!
Something about seeing a dick dangling in the shower, a booty on the bathrub, or a boob at the kitchen sink ... a smile comes with every soap.
For the Person That Has Everything
Say yes-la to the Tesla! If they have a Tesla, they want this soap. If they don't have one, just tell them you got them a Tesla, and this one doesn't even need electricity!
What Happens in Vegas...
Can be celebrated in your very own shower! In addition to our iconic "Welcome" sign, Vegas Golden Knights and Las Vegas Raiders are now memorialized... in suds! And the Kansas City Chiefs? What can I say? I still adore my hometown (Ma-homes town!).
Face, Body, and Hand Scrubs
We have booty soaps and then some soaps that really kick some booty! We offer caffeinating, pore-cleansing, skin-healing, body-polishing, and grime-busting scrubs, destined to become your favorites.
Now that's a nice piece of ...Soap!
Looking for a Chic Cheek, a Kiss on the Cheek or a Peace of Ass? Yes, Yes, Yes!
GEE this is the SPOT for great soap!
Our gorgeous & delectably-scented vajayjays really raise the bar (of soap)!
